The Hatsch Mates celebrating

Hatsch Universe™

Hatsch Life Simulator

Short, funny real-life situations. Pick a choice. See what happens.

Free to play · Adults 18+ · Not therapy

New here? Try this one first

Jamie’s dishes. Day 9.

Day 9. Jamie still hasn’t washed the pan.

You just want dinner.

Jamie: “I’ll wash it later!”

Your brain: “DAY NINE OF LATER.”

Tap a choice.

Pa’s Workbook

More real-life help you can actually use.

100 Situations Nobody Prepared You For

A Social Worker Pa guide to handling real life a little better.

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Pa holding the 100 Situations workbook

What you get

Real-life help you can actually use.

Not a lecture. A practical workbook for working out what to say, what to do, and what fits you.

100 situations

Everyday moments across work, relationships, family, money, boundaries and adult life.

10 categories

A practical mix of the awkward, annoying and very real situations nobody teaches you.

Useful words and moves

Scripts, reality checks and actions you can adapt instead of copying blindly.

Two useful formats

A digital interactive PDF and a print-friendly PDF, both with space to personalise your own response.

Introductory price A$10.99

Free workbook sample

Preview 10 situations before you buy.

Preview 10 situations from ‘100 Situations Nobody Prepared You For’, with reality checks and practical words or actions you can use.

Free online workbook sample • Read all 10 situations online • No signup needed.

Preview 10 situations

The cast

Meet the Hatsch Mates

Different mess, different Mate.

The Hatsch Mates together
Bridgie
Relationships

Bridgie

For awkward talks, boundaries, and when things get weird.

Vibey
Emotions

Vibey

For when your feelings get loud before you know what's going on.

Sparky
Getting started

Sparky

For when you know what to do, but still can't get moving.

Sherlockie
Thoughts

Sherlockie

For when your brain has already decided the worst-case story is true.

Rocky
Values

Rocky

For figuring out what actually matters to you.

Joey
Courage

Joey

For doing the thing you keep avoiding.

Navi
Direction

Navi

For when everyone asks about your plan and you genuinely don't have one.

Meet Pa

Ya Ker Pa, Founder of Hatsch Universe

Ya Ker Pa

Qualified Social Worker (MSW) | AASW Member

Founder, Hatsch Universe™

“I’m a Melbourne social worker who works with young people and community programs. I created Hatsch Universe to make everyday life skills easier to understand, practise and laugh about.”

Hatsch Universe is general wellbeing and life-skills education, not therapy.

About Pa